sirmadam.com · Home & Kitchen · Shopify · catalog read 2026-09-15
Sir/Madam is a home & kitchen store with 427 products — mostly glass, splatterware and towels, averaging $88. Per its own published policies, returns run 30 days and shipping is free over $150. The domain has been registered since 2001. 33% of the products we sampled are marked down, typically by 21%.
Also listed for a published free-shipping threshold and a domain registered 20+ years ago.
#64 of 523 in Home & Kitchen · higher than 79%
Score breakdown and niche spread
Ceiling today: 85 until the owner verifies the domain
Is Sir/Madam legit?
Is Sir/Madam legit? On record — independent trust score 73/100, computed from public data, not paid reviews. Strongest signal: deep catalog: 427 products on the store's public feed (250 sampled here). The catalog carries 427 products, and of the 250 we sampled 100% carry an image and 100% a real description. Its own policy page states a 30-day return window. The domain has been registered since 2001 (25 years), not a freshly-made lookalike. The score is down 4 points since we started tracking this store. Recomputed 2026-09-15 from sirmadam.com's own public feed and policy pages.
+ Strengths
- Deep catalog: 427 products on the store's public feed (250 sampled here)Source: product feed ↗
- Accessible entry price: from $13.50 (average $88.38)Source: product feed ↗
- Publishes refund + shipping policiesSource: store policies page ↗
- 30-day return windowSource: store policies page ↗
- Free shipping over $150 — about two median-priced items here“Enjoy FREE Shipping with all orders over $150”Source: store shipping policy ↗
− Weaknesses
Nothing negative surfaced in the public data we collect.
Not checked yet: External reviews not yet collected. That is the limit of our coverage, not a finding about the store — what we check.
Its $88.38 average price is 7% above the $82.95 median for Home & Kitchen stores in the registry. Its entry price of $40 sits against a $9.45–$1499.99 spread between the 10th and 90th percentile of the niche. Recomputed nightly across every scored store in Home & Kitchen.
What does Sir/Madam sell, and what does it cost?
Scribe Kyoto Highball Set/2, Spirulina$112.00
Scribe Kyoto Highball Set/2, Caviar$112.00
Scribe Kyoto Highball Set/2, Morel$112.00
Scribe Kyoto Highball Set/2, Currant$112.00
Scribe Milano Highball Set/2, Caviar$112.00
Scribe Milano Highball Set/2, Currant$112.00
Scribe Milano Highball Set/2, Morel$112.00
Scribe Milano Highball Set/2, Spirulina$112.00
Barber's Mugs Set of 2, Flour$76.00
Barber's Mugs Set of 2, Verdant Green Bisque$76.00
Barber's Mugs Set of 2, Black Bisque$76.00
Barber's Mugs Set of 2, Terra Cotta Bisque$76.00
Barber's Mugs Set of 2, Oat Bisque$76.00
Barber's Mugs Set of 2, Stockholm Blue Bisque$76.00
Bacchus Bottle Coaster$150.00
Bacchus Bottle Pourer$220.00
Bacchus Decanting Tray$96.00
Bacchus Spirit Chiller$780.00
Splatterware Cups Set of 4, Lake$105.00
Splatterware Divided Tray, Lake$35.00
Splatterware Plates Set of 4, Lake$168.00
Splatterware Bowls Set of 4, Lake$126.00
Splatterware Mugs Set of 4, Lake$105.00
Splatterware Juicer, Lake$36.00Top-scored in Home & Kitchen
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What the store hasn't confirmed yet
4 of 4 · never counted against the score · how an owner closes these
- Domain ownership — not verified by the store
- Response to the audit — no response from the store
- Affiliate terms — not published
- Public contact details — not confirmed on the storefront
What would raise this score
- +15Verify domain ownership (one meta tag, DNS record or file)profile unclaimed
- +8Show a product rating of 4.3+ across 50 or more public reviewsno rating found on the sampled product page
- +4Serve the homepage in under 400 ms from our probe636 ms measured
Own this store?
Claim the profile: update the record, answer the audit, set commission. Verifying domain control adds 15 points to this public score (73 → 88). It never changes the audit or lets anyone edit the findings.
Common questions about Sir/Madam
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- What is Sir/Madam's return policy?
- Sir/Madam accepts returns within 30 days, outbound shipping is free over $150. Read from the store's own policy pages, re-read nightly. Its wording: “within 30 days”
- What is Sir/Madam's trust score, and how does it compare?
- 73/100, computed from sirmadam.com's own public data — not paid or user-submitted reviews. That is higher than 79% of the 523 Home & Kitchen stores we have scored. The profile is unclaimed, so 15 claim points cannot be earned and the ceiling today is 85.
- How much does Sir/Madam cost?
- Across the 250 products we sampled, Sir/Madam averages $88.38, and its entry price (10th percentile) is $40.00. That is 7% above the $82.95 median for Home & Kitchen stores in the registry. 33% of that sample is marked down, median 21% off, deepest 67%.
- When was Sir/Madam last checked?
- catalog: 2026-09-15; domain registration: 2026-09-04. Daily snapshots on file since 2026-07-19 — 59 of the last 90 days.
What changed at Sir/Madam
Its trust score went from 77 to 73/100 under the same formula (v0.10), since 2026-09-14.
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StoreProfiles (2026). Sir/Madam: trust score 73/100 (rules v0.10). Retrieved 2026-09-15 from https://storeprofiles.com/store/sirmadam. Licensed CC BY 4.0.
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