Constantly Varied Gear
Unclaimed profileconstantlyvariedgear.com · Fashion & Apparel · Shopify · data updated 2026-07-29
Own Constantly Varied Gear? Verifying domain control adds 15 points to this public score (73 → 88). It never changes the audit or lets anyone edit the findings — claim it here.
Fashion & Apparel store with 250 products on record, prices from $12. Mostly men's shirt/tank, slouchy tee, women's shirt/tank.
0–100 from public data, higher = more on record. How it's computed
Higher than 56% of audited Fashion & Apparel stores
- +15Verify domain ownership (one meta tag, DNS record or file)profile unclaimed
- +8Show a product rating of 4.3+ across 50 or more public reviewsnot found on the sampled product page
- +4Serve the homepage in under 400 ms from our probe1254 ms measured
Computed by re-running the same formula — nothing here is an estimate.
Ceiling today: 85 — unclaimed, so the 15 claim points cannot be earned until the owner verifies the domain.
Audit
Is Constantly Varied Gear legit? Yes — independent trust score 73/100, computed from public data, not paid reviews. Strongest signal: deep catalog: at least 2,000 products on the store's public feed (309 sampled here). Main caveat: nothing negative surfaced in the public data we collect — that is the limit of our coverage, not a clean bill of health. The domain has been registered since 2013 (12 years), not a freshly-made lookalike.
Recomputed · from public data, refreshed daily — not collected over time.
+ Strengths
- Deep catalog: at least 2,000 products on the store's public feed (309 sampled here)Source: product feed ↗
- Accessible entry price: from $12 (average $33.66)Source: product feed ↗
- Publishes refund + shipping policiesSource: store policies page ↗
- Active on 4 social platformsSource: store homepage ↗
- Runs an affiliate program (via Social Snowball)Source: store homepage ↗
− Weaknesses
- Nothing negative surfaced in the public data we collect — that is the limit of our coverage, not a clean bill of healthSource: audit coverage
Best for: Fashion and lifestyle creators with audiences that convert at accessible price points.
Catalog
Coffee First Your Bullshit Second Shirt Unisex$26.00
Radicalized By Basic Decency Shirt Unisex$26.00
Fuck This Shit Sideways Shirt Unisex$26.00
Be You The World Will Adjust Shirt Unisex$26.00
Just Peachy Shirt Unisex$26.00
I Might Be Laid Back But I Can Lean Forward Real Quick Shirt Unisex$26.00
My Give A Fuck Meter Shirt Unisex$26.00
Leaving Reality Entering Fiction Shirt Unisex$26.00
Moody Cowprint Shirt Unisex$26.00
Just A Little Moody Shirt Unisex$26.00
Wolf Lilies Shirt Unisex$26.00
Lone Wolf Shirt Unisex$26.00
Wolf Don't Mistake Silence for Weakness Shirt Unisex$26.00
Born To Be Wild Shirt Unisex$26.00
Botany Plants Lately? Shirt Unisex$26.00
Never. Enough. Plants. Shirt Unisex$26.00
I'll Be In My Office Wheelbarrow Shirt Unisex$26.00
Oops! I Got Another Plant Goose Shirt Unisex$26.00
Baseball Drip Shirt Unisex$26.00
Baseball Mama Shirt Unisex$26.00
Moms against white Baseball Pants Shirt Unisex$26.00
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend Shirt Unisex$26.00
Warning May Be Louder Than The Umpire Shirt Unisex$26.00
Looked Good From Here Blue Shirt Unisex$26.00
American Flag Baseball Drip Shirt Unisex$26.00
Red, White, & Sweet Shirt Unisex$26.00
The British Blew A Thirteen Colony Lead Shirt Unisex$26.00
I Like My Coffee Black And Tea In The Harbor Shirt Unisex$26.00
American Mama Shirt Unisex$26.00
Bigfoot Chill the Fourth Out Shirt Unisex$26.00
Painted Floral American Flag Shirt Unisex$26.00
USA 250th Anniversary Shirt Unisex$26.00
I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks Shirt Unisex$29.95
Difference Maker Shirt Unisex$29.95
Be Happy It Drives People Crazy Shirt Unisex$29.95
My Vibe: Healing and High Standards Shirt Unisex$29.95
I Bend So I Don't Break Shirt Unisex$26.00
Zen AF Lotus Shirt Unisex$26.00
Life Happens Yoga Helps Shirt Unisex$26.00
I Am Practicing... So Don't Piss Me Off Shirt Unisex$26.00
Yoga Pose Starry Landscape Shirt Unisex$26.00
I'm Just Here for The Savasana Shirt Unisex$26.00
Sorry For What My Face Said Shirt Unisex$26.00
Dumbbells Over Dumb People Shirt Unisex$26.00
Let Me Drop Everything and Work On Your Problem Shirt Unisex$26.00
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Constantly Varied Gear runs an affiliate program via Social Snowball — open to creators now.
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3 of 4 · facts only the store itself can add. Their absence is never counted against the score.
- Domain ownership — not verified by the storethe owner can prove it with one meta tag, about two minutes
- Response to the audit — no response from the storethe owner can publish a reply beside the findings — we never edit them
- Affiliate terms — not publishedcommission and terms appear here once the owner sets them
- Public contact details — confirmed
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Straight answers
- What is Constantly Varied Gear's trust score?
- Constantly Varied Gear has an independent trust score of 73/100, audited by StoreProfiles from public product-feed, image, pricing and policy data — not paid or user-submitted reviews.
- Where does the Constantly Varied Gear data come from?
- Public data only: constantlyvariedgear.com's own product feed, homepage and policy pages. Every audit point links to the source it was derived from; nothing is user-submitted.
History & data
Today I'm A Serious Goose | Modern Tee$34.95 $26.00−26%
Leaving Reality Entering Fiction | Modern Tee$34.95 $26.00−26%
Not Fast, Just Furious | Modern Tee$34.95 $26.00−26%
Might Have Cried But I Did It Though | Modern Tee$34.95 $26.00−26%Free to reuse under CC BY 4.0 — credit with a link.
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